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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, can't you read that sign? It says no dogs allowed! Get that mutt out of here!" The man replies, "No, I can't read the sign - I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog." The bartender is embarrassed and gives the man a beer on the house. Later that day, the guy...
A man runs into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Give me ten shots of your best whisky." The bartender sets up the ten glasses. The man starts drinking them as quickly as the bartender serves them...
First, let me apologize. I found this story a month or two ago and forgot to post it. So, alcohol may not be so great for short term memory, but according to a study from the Dementia Research Center at the Medical College of Wisconsin in Wauwatosa. The study shows that those who drank 8-14 drinks a week were 37% less likely to develop dementia. This reduction in risk is about equal to the reduction in risk experienced by exercising 3 times a week. So, I guess if you're not gonna exercise, drink up! Or better still, grab...
So, summer is unofficially over, but that doesn't mean the fun has to end. Here's a few lines for this week sure to catch your targets off guard.
We usually feature a funny beer ad on Friday mornings here, but it's come to our attention that there's a far more fitting item for today. I hesitate to call it an ad, as it really wasn't. It was a tribute, made by one of our frequent sources for our Friday posts. It aired only once, as Budweiser intended this purely as a tribute, not as a means to profit, and it still gets me every time I see it.
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