This was spotted in a bar on our recent trip to Puerto Rico to, among other things the IRS cares about, determine its sutibility for inclusion in our databases. The IRS will be most pleased to know that our money was not wasted, and bars in Puerto Rico will start showing up in our system in the coming months. Anyhow, we believe that this beautifully illustrates how the superiority of beer knows no language barriers. Click for translation...
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If you were around in 1919 (just before prohibition started) and came upon the following poster... I mean seriously, Would you quit drinking?
So, it's been ages since BarLOLz contained commentary. We've been a little busy to stray beyond the weekly smattering of amusing pics, videos and jokes. Something caught my eye today, however, that required more than a “FAIL” pic or a link. (though a link to the source is here). Burger King is selling beer. I’ll repeat that, since some of you probably missed that. Burger King is selling beer. Ok, not all of them – for now, it’s limited to a test market of South Beach, but if it works, you can bet it will expand. Apparently, the provider of marginal...
We've given you a bunch of the warning signs. Here's a few more ways to tell you've got a drinking problem. You’ve invented a Sesame Street drinking game so you can spend more time with your kids. You start your morning by reaching to the night stand, picking up your phone, pressing re-dial, and apologizing to whoever answers. You regularly shout constructive criticism at the winos holding cardboard signs on street corners, e.g.: “It’s too political! You’re alienating half your demographic!” All your finest athletic feats were executed after six or more drinks. You want to rid...
Sorry we've been a little light on content this past week. It's a crazy time of the year. A lot going on all over with the holidays upon us. So, we offer a little assistance to you before you go to those holiday parties. If you weren't sure if you had a drinking problem or not, here's another ten ways to tell if you may be a problem drinker.
We've all had those nights where we've had a little too much to drink and you feel like it's time to annoy some people, right? Well, here's a few ideas of how to annoy people in the bathroom at your local watering hole...
Ok, for the past few months, I've been feeding you gold. I gotta dump some of the crappy ones off the list, so this week is for some of the lame ones. They still can work if executed properly though. If you watch Family Guy, you may have heard Quagmire use a few of these. If you get one of these lines to work you have some serious bragging rights. Here you go. Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you...
You've seen the warning signs. You know you have a problem. Or maybe you don't know it yet. Well, here's BarLOLz to the rescue! Look for these warning signs.
Yes, it's that time of week again. The moment you've all been waiting for. The time where I give you the pearls of wisdom that you need to make tonight a night to remember. This week, we're going short and to the point. You know what you want. Why waste any time? So, here we go... Are you a sargeant? Cause you make my privates stand up straight. The only time I'd kick you outta bed would be to fuck you on the floor! Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you! I'm not wearing any pants. On that last one, of course, you will most likely be wearing pants, but that's not the point. If she looks down, you're in. Good luck!
It's Friday again, and you know what that means. Pickup lines time. You can thank me for these on Monday after your awesome weekend. Here goes...Our first icebreaker of the night: My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (target claims they are wearing underwear) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast. (If they claim that you're right, you should be able to take it from here without any further assistance from me) [click for more...]
