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I'm guessing it's a net gain.
A man and a wife go to the Mall together . . . . It's not long before they can't find each other. The wife gives up searching and finally calls her husband's cellphone. Where are you she asks? He replies: Remember that Jewelry store we went into a few years ago? The one where you fell in love with that diamond ring . . . and I told you I'd get it for you in a couple of years? The wife, tearing up, says, Yes, I do. Husband says, I'm in the Pub right next door to it.
Hopefully, the message will sink in for "Dennis" when the prank aspect of this wares off. And if it doesn't, hopefully it will strike a chord with one of the millions who have viewed it on YouTube.
Friends, this holiday season, and all year around, please remember. Don't drink and drive. Don't be one of the statistics. Don't risk killing yourself, a passenger or an innocent victim. Don't risk the legal fees, the criminal record, the insurance hikes, the vehicle replacement, the family crisis or any other possible peril from one bad, impaired decision.
-- Brian Davey CEO of LGO
Even if it is false...