And don't be tryin for any 3 pointers!
A Scotsman, an Englishman, Irishman, Latvian, Chinese, Japanese, Kiwi, Canadian, Eskimo, Fijian, a Turk, Frenchman, an American, Egyptian, Spaniard, a Mexican, Spaniard, a Greek, Russian, German, Indian, an Italian, a Brazilian, South African,a Filipino, a Korean, an Argentinean, Dane, Finn, a Swede, an Israeli, a Serb, a Czech, a Moroccan, Chilean, a Panamanian, a Brazilian, a Swiss, a Portuguese, & a Dutchman walk into a bar...
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Translation:
Please help us seperate.
Beer, Wine, Non-Alcoholic, Other
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off." "Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook...
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey. After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she brings his bait box. She says "I want you to see this." She puts a worm in the water it, and it swims around. She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says...
Two peanuts walked into a biker bar.
One was a salted.
The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal's skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole he would even tell them what calibre the bullet was that killed the animal. The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and so the bet was on. They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it for...
So a guy walks into a bar, looking really moody and orders immediately a double-whiskey. Then he starts rambling on about how lousy a wife he's got, until the bartender finally says: "You know, I don't understand what you're complaining about. All the other guys in here only have compliments about your wife."