A Scotsman, an Englishman, Irishman, Latvian, Chinese, Japanese,
Kiwi, Canadian, Eskimo, Fijian, a Turk, Frenchman, an American, Egyptian, Spaniard, a Mexican, Spaniard, a Greek, Russian, German, Indian, an Italian, a Brazilian, South African,a Filipino, a Korean, an Argentinean, Dane, Finn, a Swede, an Israeli, a Serb, a Czech, a Moroccan, Chilean, a Panamanian, a Brazilian, a Swiss, a Portuguese, & a Dutchman walk into a bar .

The bouncer says, "Sorry. I can't let you in without a Thai."