Are you up to the drunk challenge? Next time you've had a bit to drink, see if you can say these things.

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionality
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK...

36D in 3D?

Ok, first, an apology for the stagnant content here. We've been working on many other things behind the scenes, and have had plans to resurrect this sub-site for some time. Thankfully, we stumbled upon this article today, and could not resist commenting on it here.

So, 36D in 3D? Is that the new trend? We like it. I would imagine that the internet, while it surely generated plenty of other revenue for Playboy, has probably hurt sales of its paper publication dramatically. This, I'm guessing, will...

The weekend is here
Time to consume many beers
Happy hour calls!

Woe be monday morn
Five days of work lay ahead
Weekend is the past

This was spotted in a bar on our recent trip to Puerto Rico to, among other things the IRS cares about, determine its sutibility for inclusion in our databases. The IRS will be most pleased to know that our money was not wasted, and bars in Puerto Rico will start showing up in our system in the coming months.

Anyhow, we believe that this beautifully illustrates how the superiority of beer knows no language barriers.

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If  you were around in 1919 (just  before prohibition  started)  and  came upon  the following poster...


I  mean seriously, Would you quit  drinking?

Is this you? If so, we wanna party with you.

• You drank so much beer last night you single-handedly wore out a fresh urinal cake.
  
• You don’t have to imagine what a spilled gin and tonic sucked from a shag rug tastes like.
  
• You’re not sure when Mary Ann snuck out your apartment last night, but you figure it was about the same time Mrs...