This was spotted in a bar on our recent trip to Puerto Rico to, among other things the IRS cares about, determine its sutibility for inclusion in our databases. The IRS will be most pleased to know that our money was not wasted, and bars in Puerto Rico will start showing up in our system in the coming months.

Anyhow, we believe that this beautifully illustrates how the superiority of beer knows no language barriers.

Translated: 12 reasons why beer is better than a lover

1 - When you go out to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.
2 - You don't need a formal dinner to have a beer.
3 - A beer will not be offended if you come home with beer on your breath.
4 - A beer will not get jealous if you have another beer.
5 - No matter how little money you have, you can always get a beer.
6 - A beer will never say no. It never has a headache.
7 - You can share a beer with your buddies.
8 - A beer never gets mad if you come home late.
9 - You will never acquire a rare disease from a beer.
10 - You can have a beer anywhere.
11 - A beer is always wet.
12 - A beer will never leave to go live with their parents.