We've given you a bunch of the warning signs. Here's a few more ways to tell you've got a drinking problem.

You’ve invented a Sesame Street drinking game so you can spend more time with your kids.
You start your morning by reaching to the night stand, picking up your phone, pressing re-dial, and apologizing to whoever answers.
You regularly shout constructive criticism at the winos holding cardboard signs on street corners, e.g.: “It’s too political! You’re alienating half your demographic!”
All your finest athletic feats were executed after six or more drinks.
You want to rid the world of booze—one drink at a time.
Your golf bag contains more beer than clubs.
You've tried to lay down on the ceiling.
You’ve never been out of the country, but you frequently visit Twevlepackistan.
You think the only thing worse than warm flat keg beer on Sunday is no warm flat keg beer on Sunday.
You joined AA because you heard you could get sponsorship for your drinking.