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November 18, 2009 6:00 AM

Sorry we've been a little light on content this past week. It's a crazy time of the year. A lot going on all over with the holidays upon us.

So, we offer a little assistance to you before you go to those holiday parties. If you weren't sure if you had a drinking problem or not, here's another ten ways to tell if you may be a problem drinker.

  •  Your blood will run a lawn mower.
  • M.A.D.D. has a budget line with your name on it.
  • Your bar tabs impact the international price of wheat and barley.
  • You fell into a whiskey vat and bravely fought off your rescuers for three hours.
  • You can sniff out a hidden bottle of scotch in under two minutes. One minute if it’s been cracked.
  • You can’t say the word sober without making air quotes.
  • You use spearmint schnapps for mouthwash because it eliminates that whole spitting hassle.
  • Crying in your beer increases its alcohol content.
  • You can see your breath in July.
  • You take off your hat and strangers drop change into it. Not that you’re complaining.

If this sounds like you, we encourage you to let someone else drive and that you make sure somebody has a camera and you upload the pics here! We're always looking for new content!



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