We've all had those nights where we've had a little too much to drink and you feel like it's time to annoy some people, right? Well, here's a few ideas of how to annoy people in the bathroom at your local watering hole.


Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

Repeatedly say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me."

Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"

Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

Drop a marble and say, "Oh no! My glass eye!"

Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"