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September 25, 2009 1:30 PM

It's Friday again, and you know what that means. Pickup lines time. You can thank me for these on Monday after your awesome weekend. Here goes...

Our first icebreaker of the night:
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (target claims they are wearing underwear) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast. (If they claim that you're right, you should be able to take it from here without any further assistance from me)

Our second attempt:
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. (target asks what's wrong) Your number's not in it.

And finally, putting it all out there:
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?

Good luck, and have a great weekend. Let us know if any of these actually work!



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