The Genie and the Two Wishes

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, a small cat jumps up on the stool beside him. The bartender comes over, and asks for their order.

The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's your's?"
"I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich.

The cat says "I'll have a half beer, but I'm not paying for it."

The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment...

Here's our next installment of Friday Night's Pickup Lines. In this week's install,ent we go for the direct approach. Hope ya get lucky with one of 'em!

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Ok, here's a new feature for LetzGoOut.com's BarLOLz - the Friday Night's Pickup Lines!

We'll try to get you a few every week, posted at 5:00 every Friday. Some may be better than others, but we're pretty sure that, executed properly, any of them can be used to break the ice effectively.

Good luck, playas... Try one of these lines, and let us know how it goes for ya...

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