Joe is sitting at a bar, staring at the sexy bartender. He slapped a ten on the table and says, "I bet I can keep an eye on this drink while I go to the bathroom."
She knew the bathroom was around the corner so she accepted the bet...
Lest we forget that it takes two to tango, we here at BarLOLz want to take a moment and try to level the playing field a little, and provide our female followers with the antidote to the powerful aphrodisiacs that we are providing here. It really is only fair...
Drinks for everyone!
One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders...
Those wacky Brits are at it again. A new bar has opened up called Alcoholic Architecture. First off, let me just say that regardless of my opinion of the establishment, I‘m disappointed that this name has now been taken, and there won’t be some museum by this name featuring MC Escheresque buildings, modified trailer homes and the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Ok, that’s off my chest now. So, this bar comes to us from Sam Bompas and Harry Parr, whose previous contributions to society include scratch and sniff cinema and jelly banquets.
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