You've seen the warning signs. You know you have a problem. Or maybe you don't know it yet. Well, here's BarLOLz to the rescue! Look for these warning signs.
You have to hold onto the floor to keep from falling off.
You consider pissing in the sink, rather than waiting in line.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed.
Mosquitoes catch a buzz after...
It's that time of week again. Are you ready for it? Well, here's this week's dose of clothing solvent. Use them carefully!
A man walks into a bar looking quite depressed, and the bartender asks him, "What's the matter?"
The man says, "My wife and I had a fight, and she told me she wasn't going to speak to me for a month...
Yes, it's that time of week again. The moment you've all been waiting for. The time where I give you the pearls of wisdom that you need to make tonight a night to remember. This week, we're going short and to the point. You know what you want. Why waste any time? So, here we go...
Are you a sargeant? Cause you make my privates stand up straight.
The only time I'd kick you outta bed would be to fuck you on the floor!
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!
I'm not wearing any pants.
On that last one, of course, you will most likely be wearing pants, but that's not the point. If she looks down, you're in.
I apologize in advance for these. :^D
A set of jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender says...
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