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It's Friday again, and you know what that means. Pickup lines time. You can thank me for these on Monday after your awesome weekend. Here goes...
Our first icebreaker of the night:
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (target claims they are wearing underwear) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast. (If they claim that you're right, you should be able to take it from here without any further assistance from me) [click for more...]
A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, can't you read that sign? It says no dogs allowed! Get that mutt out of here!"
The man replies, "No, I can't read the sign - I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog."
The bartender is embarrassed and gives the man a beer on the house. Later that day, the guy...
A man runs into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Give me ten shots of your best whisky."
The bartender sets up the ten glasses.
The man starts drinking them as quickly as the bartender serves them...
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