Is this you? If so, we wanna party with you.

• You drank so much beer last night you single-handedly wore out a fresh urinal cake.
• You don’t have to imagine what a spilled gin and tonic sucked from a shag rug tastes like.
• You’re not sure when Mary Ann snuck out your apartment last night, but you figure it was about the same time Mrs. Howell snuck in.
• Your donated blood is only given to people over the age of 21.
• Your best friends and worst enemies are all bartenders.
• You walk into a new bar and ask to see the finance manager.
• You walk into a new bar and they already know what you drink.
• You’ve worn a kilt to ladies night in hopes of beating the system on a technicality.
• Your dishwasher’s glassware-to-plate ratio is roughly eight to one.
• You have made cocktails with ice chiseled from the inner walls of your freezer.

Also? Our bar photos section could use some new material, and we'd be willing to bet that your nights out would make good additions. Send 'em along!