Here's a few more ways to tell you have a drinking problem!

• Your favorite dive is so dark you can’t tell when you’re blacked out.
• Some bastard always manages to slip a Mickey Finn in your 30th drink.
• You don’t call them birthdays, you call them "a-free-shot-at-every-bar-I-can-reach-in-the-next-24 hours-days."
• Your plan to move to New Orleans during hurricane season is based entirely upon the possibility of getting "trapped" in a bar.
• Bouncers have a special headlock named after you.
• Your dentist is afraid to drill in your mouth for fear of an unexpected spark.
• When making punch, you dilute the rum with vodka.
• You’ve told a priest, "Make it a triple this time, and hold the wafer."
• You invented a drinking game for A.A. meetings.
• You were genuinely excited about Cingular’s "More bars in more places" promise until you found out they were talking about cell phones.