And it's Wednesday. So, as you've become accustomed to it, here's some more ways to tell if you have a drinking problem this holiday season...

• You have proof the Bud Bowl is fixed.
• You don’t believe in conspiracy theories, but it seems a pretty big coincidence that none of the bars in town will let you stay after hours.
• Your hangovers can be seen from space.
• You feel incredibly sexy despite the vomit stain down the front of your shirt.
• Gin never gives you a hangover, but martini olives absolutely murder you.
• You figure the cab companies are making a fortune off the cell phones, lighters and all that other shit that falls out of your pockets.
• You know to put extra ice in your cocktail when you take a hot shower.
• Contrary to popular opinion, you don’t drink all the time. You just enjoy having a few civilized night caps, day caps, afternoon caps and morning caps.
• After eight drinks your “hugs” bear an uncanny resemblance to UFC take-downs.
• The first thing you think when you can’t find your wallet is, “Great, now how am I going to buy beer?”

If you find yourself identifying with 5 or more of these signs, have a friend bring a camera whenever you go out. If you identify with 8 or more, we'd like to party with you!