You've seen the warning signs. You know you have a problem. Or maybe you don't know it yet. Well, here's BarLOLz to the rescue! Look for these warning signs.

• Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
• You can't spell AC/DC.
• You use a barstool as a walker to get to the bathroom.
• You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
• You have the right to remain silent, but you don't have the ability to.
• The liquor store clerk looks in your cart and says, “Woo! That’s gonna be some party!” And you think, “Party?”
• It doesn’t bother you when you wake up with an empty wallet because all those bartenders and waitresses probably deserve thatmoney more than you do and HOLY SHIT HOW THE FUCK DID I SPEND SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY?
• Your hangover has a hangover.
• Your binge drinking gets in the way of your benders.
• You think it’s perfectly reasonable to waive the “a gentlemen never drinks before noon” rule so long as the gentleman in question is still up from the night before.