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October 14, 2009 6:00 AM

You've seen the warning signs. You know you have a problem. Or maybe you don't know it yet. Well, here's BarLOLz to the rescue! Look for these warning signs.

You have to hold onto the floor to keep from falling off.
You consider pissing in the sink, rather than waiting in line.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed.
Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
You piss in the sink rather than waiting in line.
Career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.
It takes you six attempts to go home because you forgot you borrowed your wife's car. You keep driving by your house thinking to yourself, "Well if she's not even home yet, I might as well go back to the pub!"
You piss in line.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.



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barfy420
# barfy420
Wednesday, October 14, 2009 8:39 AM
bold move dissing Ted Kennedy so soon

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