Yes, it's that time of week again. The moment you've all been waiting for. The time where I give you the pearls of wisdom that you need to make tonight a night to remember. This week, we're going short and to the point. You know what you want. Why waste any time? So, here we go...

Are you a sargeant? Cause you make my privates stand up straight.

The only time I'd kick you outta bed would be to fuck you on the floor!

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!

I'm not wearing any pants.

On that last one, of course, you will most likely be wearing pants, but that's not the point. If she looks down, you're in.

Good luck!