A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman are sitting in a bar in New York reminiscing about home.
"Back in me pub in Glasgow," brags the Scotsman, "fer every four pints of stout I order, they give me one fer free!"
"In me pub in London," says the Englishman,"I pay fer two pint's o' Guiness and they give me a third one free!"
"That's nuthin'" says the Irishman, "Im my pub back in Dublin, you walk up to the bar, they give the first pint fer free, the second pint fer free, the third pint...
Guy walks into a bar and yells, "All lawyers are A-holes"
A man at the end of the bar says "I object to that remark".
The guy says "Why, are you a lawyer?"
The man says "No, I'm an A-hole"
A guy goes up to a woman in a bar and says, "I'm gonna make your nipples hard."
She says, "Oh, yeah? My husband will kick your ass."
He says, "And then I'm gonna turn you upside-down, pour beer in your pussy, and then guzzle it all down."
She says, "That's it, I'm gonna tell my husband, and he's gonna kick your ass but real good."
She goes home to her husband...
Are you up to the drunk challenge? Next time you've had a bit to drink, see if you can say these things.
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK...
36D in 3D?
Ok, first, an apology for the stagnant content here. We've been working on many other things behind the scenes, and have had plans to resurrect this sub-site for some time. Thankfully, we stumbled upon this article today, and could not resist commenting on it here.
So, 36D in 3D? Is that the new trend? We like it. I would imagine that the internet, while it surely generated plenty of other revenue for Playboy, has probably hurt sales of its paper publication dramatically. This, I'm guessing, will...
The weekend is here
Time to consume many beers
Happy hour calls!
Woe be monday morn
Five days of work lay ahead
Weekend is the past
This was spotted in a bar on our recent trip to Puerto Rico to, among other things the IRS cares about, determine its sutibility for inclusion in our databases. The IRS will be most pleased to know that our money was not wasted, and bars in Puerto Rico will start showing up in our system in the coming months.
Anyhow, we believe that this beautifully illustrates how the superiority of beer knows no language barriers.
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If you were around in 1919 (just before prohibition started) and came upon the following poster...
I mean seriously, Would you quit drinking?
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