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A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a shot of his finest polish vodka. The man at the counter said, "What a dumb Pollack." The Polish man said, "I resent that. If an Irish man came in and asked for your finest Irish Whiskey, would you insult him?" "Probably, " replied the clerk. "And if a Frenchman came in and asked for your finest French wine, you would insult him?" "Probably," the clerk again replied. "Why you're nothing but a bigot. Why do you have to insult everybody not like you?" At this, the man replied, "Because this is a HARDWARE store, moron."