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An German, an Englishman and an Irish man were out partying hard. They all left separately after a very late night out drinking until the early hours. They met the next day for an early pint, and compared notes about who had been the most drunk. The Irish man claims that he was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home, stepped into the house, and as soon as I got in the door, I blew chunks". To which the German man replied, "You think that was drunk? I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!" And the Englishman proclaimed, "I was by far the most drunk. I got home, I got into a big fight with my wife, knocked a candle over and burned the whole house down!" They all looked at each other for a moment. Then the Irish man says: "Guys, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog."