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A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said warming up the the conversation, "Who named you, your mother?" "No, I named myself, she answered. "Oh, that's interesting, why Carmen? "Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "What's your name?" Without missing a beat, he replies, "The name's Beerscrew."