So, today's story comes from Southern New Jersey, and is a classic case of things going from bad to worse when those of questionable intellect are coupled with alcohol.
In today's adventures, our hero trashes... a police station?!?
Well, their bathroom at least...
So, here's how our story goes. Boy goes out to a bar. Boy meets beer. Boy meets another beer. Boy meets several more beers. Boy realizes he's met more beer than money. Boy calls girlfriend to come down with some cash to bail him out of his bar tab. Girl apparently met beer that... (more)
In his defense, he thought that her breasts were fake...
A New York man is in trouble after being busted for passing counterfeit bills. Apparently, a stripper he gave some fake $10's to suspected they were fake. He attempted to flee, but the manager caught him and held him until the police arrived.
Apparently, the bills were made on an ink jet printer.
I have to wonder though...(more)
So, a 29 year old woman from LetzGoOut.com's own home state of CT was arrested and charged with her second DUI charge.
Ok, yeah, that sucks, but it's not terribly uncommon for someone to net their second DUI by their thirtieth, you might think, but then we tell you that her first DUI charge was only a few hours earlier. Then you’re all like, “Wait… what? Seriously?” and we’re like, “yeah, that’s what I said…”
Yes, this is true. In Farmington, CT, April 19, 2009, shortly after 1:00AM, the subject of our story was pulled over.... (more)
I don't know how recent this story is, but it is recently found, so that makes it eligible to be here.
So, a 55 year old guy drinks too much, gets into his car and manages to take it off-road. He gets out of his car, climbs out of the ditch he drove it into, steps onto the highway, and procedes to get whacked by his 43 year old wife, also drunk and behind the wheel.
This story is so full of fail that I want to believe that it is made up, but knowing better than to underestimate basic human stupidity, especially in the presence of alcohol, I'm going to take a leap of faith here...
It may not have anything to do with bars or drinking beyond it sounding like an old Irish Drinking song, but really, that was enough for this Irish drinker... Enjoy, and sing it with your friends next time you're out in the pub!
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