I don't know how recent this story is, but it is recently found, so that makes it eligible to be here.
So, a 55 year old guy drinks too much, gets into his car and manages to take it off-road. He gets out of his car, climbs out of the ditch he drove it into, steps onto the highway, and procedes to get whacked by his 43 year old wife, also drunk and behind the wheel.
This story is so full of fail that I want to believe that it is made up, but knowing better than to underestimate basic human stupidity, especially in the presence of alcohol, I'm going to take a leap of faith here...
It may not have anything to do with bars or drinking beyond it sounding like an old Irish Drinking song, but really, that was enough for this Irish drinker... Enjoy, and sing it with your friends next time you're out in the pub!
Some ingenious sub-genius created the ultimate cop magnet… A motorized bar stool, 'cuz nothing says sober driver like a guy cruising around town on a bar stool. So, it should come as no surprise that this guy was subsequently arrested earlier this week for DUI.
Interesting facts: The bar stool is powered by an old lawnmower engine and is steered by a riding lawnmower steering wheel. It has a top speed of 38 mph! Its driver...
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