If riding the bus doesn't incentivize you to improve your station in life, nothing will.
Hope yours goes something like this.
When the bartender asks, you should already know what you want to drink.
It takes a truly bold man to shave his balls with a straightedge razor.
You don’t have to like baseball, but you should understand the concept of what a pitcher’s ERA means. Approach life similarly.
Even if it is false...
Breakfast should always be this much fun.
Have you had your fill yet? If this is what you see, you should probably have just one more.
Any place that's prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse is alright in my book...
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