22 times. Twenty two frekkin times. That is how many times today's subject of discussion has been arrested for DUI, his latest happening in New Mexico this past Monday. He is 51 years old. Let's say for argument's sake that he got his first DUI at age 21. I have no idea if that's the case or not. It could have been earlier, it could have been later. But if that was the case, this works out to a DUI every year and four months. His BAC level was .393 - nearly 5 times the legal...
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Every once in a while, the drunk is the smart one and the cops are dead wrong. This is one of those cases. Ok, we'll forget, for the sake of argument, that in today's case, our hero is a sub-21 person who gets intoxicated at a concert. Yes, underage drinking is a bad. Most sub-21ers lack the judgement and responsibility to safely handle their liquor, and of course, there's the whole "it's the law" thing too. Now, on with the story. So, an Illinois teen goes to a Dave Matthews concert outside of Milwaukee...
Here on BarLOLz, there are many posts about stupid people and their DUI related incidents. Here's another one. Before I go on though, we just want to point out that, one, drinking and driving is wrong, and our posts here are to make fun of the stupidity of those caught in the act - not make light of it, and B, we'd love to report on other items in the news, it's just that these stories seem to be much more readily available. So, here's another one, and it's a classic. Today's subject...
In Gainsville, FL, over the Fourth of July holiday weekend, the Florida Highway Patrol set up a checkpoint to catch people driving while intoxicated. We at LetzGoOut.com and BarLOLz are strongly opposed to the practice of driving while intoxicated, and while this does occasionally provide us with some material for this blog, our coverage of it is always intended to point out that these people are idiots. So, it is with mixed feelings that we cover this event in Florida. I can certainly appreciate the intent of a checkpoint as a means to prevent people from driving while intoxicated, but my libertarian side has this nagging concern that this is a clear violation of "innocent until proven guilty" and completely lacks...
Another night of drinking sends things from bad to worse... This time, our hero hails from Terre Haute, Indiana. Apparently, some time around 5am, an excellent time for things like this to happen, it would seem, our hero overturns his vehicle. For reasons unknown to this commentator and blogger, our hero thought to rectify the situation himself. Perhaps if you're drunk, you crash your car, and somehow find a way to get your vehicle home safely without police involvement, anything will seem like a good idea. Unfortunately, this car was upside down, but don't let that stop him... (more)