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June 15, 2010 8:00 AM

Are you up to the drunk challenge? Next time you've had a bit to drink, see if you can say these things.


THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon



THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity

2. Anti-constitutionality

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

4. Transubstantiate





THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I'm married.

2. Nope, no more booze for me!

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

4. No thanks, I'm not hungry.

5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.

7. I'm not interested in fighting you.

8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!

9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.

10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.



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reggie budman
# reggie budman
Friday, June 18, 2010 11:21 AM
I can't say anything below cinnamon on the rare occasions when I'm SOBER!
mary
# mary
Wednesday, August 11, 2010 9:55 PM
your karaoke dj played to much music and sings to much,and sings with the singers.we came here to sing karaoke not to listen to music, the shows is alll about him.we left very disappointed on how the show iwas ran. sorry but will never recommend this place to anybody thats wants to sing karaoke..............hope you change your plans in a future................

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