Here's a few more fun ways to tell if you have a drinking problem... Does this sound like you?

• You failed CPR class because your breath set the dummy on fire.
• You’re having a little trouble reading this because the bar’s lighting sucks and you’re kinda loaded.
• You called the cops on yourself but refused to testify because you “didn’t want to get involved."
• You employ a booze-based monetary system, e.g.: “I’d loan you the money but all I have is a liter of Evan Williams and a twelver of Hamm’s in the bank.”
• You seem to think you can restore that classic car in your garage by drinking beer while staring at it.
• Your dishwasher’s glassware-to-plate ratio is roughly eight to one.
• You’re seriously considering learning how to play the bagpipes because, hey—nobody gets more free drinks than bagpipers.
• You’ve worn a kilt to ladies night in hopes of beating the system on a technicality.
• Tequila makes you lose your mind and howl at the moon, so you only drink it in the morning.
• Most days you’re up and at ‘em at five in the morning. Then you pass out.