You've seen the warning signs. You know you have a problem. Or maybe you don't know it yet. Well, here's BarLOLz to the rescue! Look for these warning signs.

• You’re quite good looking when you’re plastered, and you have the mug shots to prove it.
• It's taken you an hour of yelling, a thrown drink and a fist fight to realize that you and your friend have been in total agreement all along.
• Winos have stopped asking you for change. They just nod and give you that weird half-smile.
• Wild Turkey 101 neat tastes watered down.
• You have trouble speaking clearly. "Hi" comes out as "Wanna fuck?"
• You feel that returning an unfinished keg is on par with your father watching you get your ass kicked by a mime.
• The bouncer, who is the same gender as you (or opposite gender, if you're gay) suddenly looks really hot.
• You sometimes misplace yourself.
• You got lost crossing the street.
• You sometimes like to start the morning with a hearty, “Who the fuck are you?”
  

If any of these sound like you, seek help immediately. We have a listing of 50,000 bars that may be able to help you quench your thirst right here.