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October 30, 2009 1:30 PM

Damn! It's Friday again already? Ok, well, I shouldn't complain about this. Tomorrow's Halloween. A great excuse to go out, and for our aesthetically impaired patrons, a chance to score regardless of how you look the other 364 days of the year. That mask is totally acceptable tonight, or if you're REALLY bad, maybe you don't need to dress up at all. So, now all you need is some good pickup lines! Ok, here we go.

  • Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag
  • So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
  • Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

Ok, good luck! And if you can't score a treat, you could always go for a trick...*


*LetzGoOut.com does not endorse or condone illegal prostitution. If you are in a state where this activity is not legal, do not take the above statement as LetzGoOut.com encouraging illegal activities. Not that we're gonna get all preachy or anything and try and tell you what's right and what's wrong. You're a grown up. You can do that for yourself. I'm just saying... wait, what was I saying? Oh, right. Happy Halloween, stay safe and don't do anything I wouldn't do. --Brian Davey, Founder LetzGoOut.com



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