Ok, for the past few months, I've been feeding you gold. I gotta dump some of the crappy ones off the list, so this week is for some of the lame ones. They still can work if executed properly though. If you watch Family Guy, you may have heard Quagmire use a few of these. If you get one of these lines to work you have some serious bragging rights. Here you go.

Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!