I apologize in advance for these. :^D

A set of jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A giraffe walks into a bar and says, "High balls are on me!"

A giraffe walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Do you want a long neck?" The giraffe says, "Do I have a choice?"

Four fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says "Get out! We don't want your type in here!"

A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!" And the grasshopper said, "Really? You have name a drink Steve?"